Soccer Mom shoves my face down into the backseat of a car in the parking lot of a mall and sits on it! She wants to break my face in so that it molds ideally to her behind. But thats not all she wants to do! Pathetic little seat you are. What a pathetic purpose. We should find something better for you. You know what, I will give some meaning to your life! You know what I could do? I could use you!...I have to p33! she says laughing about my fresh purpose in life! Oh come on, you could be my little porta potty! she says all excited! Keep you in the backseat for me and my friends for when we go out!. All these thoughts cross her mind about renting me out to friends, keeping me strapped into the backseat, or locking me in a trailer for their road trips! Telling me how theres usually 6 of them and how I can treat it! Imagine me being a porta potty for 6 women! Let me demonstrate you how plain it is. All you have to do is open your mouth! she says positioning herself over my face! She lowers her pants to begin my training. She sits on my face telling me to open my mouth and drink it all up! Soccer Mom tells me Ill have to serve her, her daughter, her friends and be their little toilet boy! Our little pathetic toilet boy just sitting in the backseat, with his mouth open, waiting to drink up, waiting to be used hahaha! She goes on mentioning how Ill have to munch them up and clean everything once they use me. Basically she wants to turn me into a self cleaning porta potty!
