Human Spittoon And Ashtray

Are you glad youre permitted to serve me once again?! Now youll receive my slobber... with a little extra! But very first Ill put on this tube and funnel to your mouth - to make sure not a single drop of my spit goes to waste :-D Just look at the tube - and how my spit runs down the tube - straight into your mouth - you like that, dont you?! You know very well that this is the only way youre ever going to taste the spit of your mistress, dont you?! Well, Im going to smoke a cigarette - and Ill use the funnel - and therefore your mouth - as my ashtray as well. How does it taste? My spit and the ash of my cigarette? In the end I take the tube out of your mouth - to put out the cigarette directly on your tongue - and to spit into your face a couple of times!