Comparing Your Half Cock To A Real Cock

Even my whorish slave dame knows the difference between a half cock and a real cock! How shameful- having the two of us compare you min wee wee to a nice thick studly cock! I felt like I needed a good laugh to lift my spirits- what could be more hilarious than your sad half cock?? What could be funnier? Absolutely nothing- your joke of a cock has us laughing hysterically! Especially when we know you are are stroking that tiny thing while we mock you!!!!